6.27.2010

Madame Turbo's Rules For Life




When walking in the city, especially around lunch time on a weekday, hustle. Do not amble. If there are lots of people behind you, and no people in front of you, chances are that every single person walking behind you wants to tase you because you are WALKING TOO SLOWLY.


Jeggings are not a good idea. Stonewashed jeggings are the work of Satan.




If you have an assignment due, NOW is the perfect time to bake a cake.



Don't stand still at the foot/head of an escalator. Don't stand still in the food court. Don't suddenly stop if you're walking down a crowded street (see point 1 for appropriate pedestrian behaviour).



Don't force people to watch scary movies if they are easily scared by scary movies.





To be continued.

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