Hippies Are Weird.

Spotted at Priceline.

This is sold as a conditioning treatment for dry, damaged hair.

I don't know about you, but my hair would have to be pretty fucking dry before I considered putting placenta into it.

Wankermobile

Consider this vehicle:

The Humvee was originally designed as an instrument of war and was first used in the US invasion of Panama. It is still considered by many as an extremely offensive vehicle, but now its major enemies are limited to the environment and good taste.

In this city, we obey the laws of physics!

Pants: if the only thing holding them up is your hipster cred and the collective willpower of everyone around you, you're wearing them too damn low.

I have spotted this gentleman not once, but twice, while walking across Pyrmont Bridge on my way to work.

I genuinely don't know what is holding these pants up. Perhaps even more concerning is the fact that he has at least two different pairs of these gravity-defying pants.

Perhaps even MORE concerning is the possibility that this gentleman apparently wants his legs to appear to be one third the size of the rest of him.

Or maybe he has some terrible deformity and his skeleton looks like this:

It's one of the great unsolved mysteries of the modern age.