Get Flirty with QWERTY

In case you can't read it, this establishment would like to employ 'lovers of typing'.

Do such people exist? I'm a keen typist myself, but even I would say that using the word 'lover' takes the activity to a place where it ought not go.

[Insert 'fingering' joke here].

Hippies Are Weird.

Spotted at Priceline.

This is sold as a conditioning treatment for dry, damaged hair.

I don't know about you, but my hair would have to be pretty fucking dry before I considered putting placenta into it.