Wankermobile

Consider this vehicle:

The Humvee was originally designed as an instrument of war and was first used in the US invasion of Panama. It is still considered by many as an extremely offensive vehicle, but now its major enemies are limited to the environment and good taste.

Things That Annoy Me

People who refer to themselves as 'mavens.'

Calling yourself a 'maven' will not make people think you are awesome. It will make them think that you are sad and self-important.