Cause I'm close to the edge,
I'm trying not to lose my head,
Ha Ha Ha Ha.
It's like a jungle sometimes,
It makes me wonder
why on earth anyone would want to sell a car by showing someone as pathetic as me driving it.
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If a ten year old wearing knee guards clearly thinks she's cooler than me ...
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and disapproving looks from the elderly are enough to make me turn my crap 80's music down ...
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Better get a lawyer, son. You better get a real good one.
and even my wife looks at me with barely disguised contempt as I fail to provide even the most basic grocery item ...
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because I've been distracted by my imaginary friends ...
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then perhaps Kia should rethink their marketing strategy.